I have moved

Since I love "veggie dud" so much I decided to copy him and move my blog to serendipity. Check it out!

Well I'll Be Good Godammed

So I am at my friend’s apartment last weekend drinking beer, playing games and shooting the breeze. After a few beers some smart ass always has to say some stupid anti Bush remark. They are always comical and provide me with many laughs but they also piss me off. These dicks blame Bush for EVERYTHING and ANYTHING knowing that 90% of the people there are as stupid as they are when it comes to politics and they will get cheap applause. They blame Bush for the rise in gas prices and bitch about it, even though none of them have cars. One guy blames Bush for his mom losing her job, somehow. Another one is gay and probably thinks that Bush is working on legislation to lock him away in Alaska. Understand that I would not put it past these guys to blame Bush for the Houston Astros losing the World Series or for one of them not getting a raise at their job. They are fucking nuts when it comes to politics.
Example: One of these guys that we will call “Ben” wanted to show me this flash video that claims that the flight that crashed into the pentagon was not a flight at all but a missile launched by the government. I rolled my eyes and said what the fuck, why not. Now as I am watching this video I can’t help but notice the music track playing in the video, it’s “This is the new shit” by Marilyn Manson! Don’t get me wrong I love Manson’s music and I have all of his CD’s and one of his tour DVD’s. But if I was putting together a project that made a bold charge like this one, I think I would opt out on putting Manson on the audio portion. I don’t know I just think it might make people take my idea more seriously. I laughed at the rest of this video but I did rock out to the music ;) Where was this video you may ask? It was not on cnn.com, foxnews.com, abcnews.com or any other major site. It was on some smuchks shit site. If you do a Google search for “conspiracy theory stupid fucking 9/11 pentagon missile video” you will probably find it. Also I must inform you that Ben also believes that civilians are not allowed to live in Washington D.C.
Example: Another guy that we will call “Josh” has this stupid fucking cartoon on the back of his laptop that use the names of oil companies to say that we went to war for oil. This guy is the ultimate fuckup because he seems fairly intelligent and well versed but unfortunately he is deep in the world of conspiracy. He is the type of guy that will tell you that the sky is brown when you can clearly see that its not. He does not care when you tell him that Saddam violated 17 U.N. resolutions, gave aid to the injured Al-Zarqawi, was a mass murderer, etc. Josh fails to understand that just because WMD’s were not found does not mean that they never existed. Saddam had a month before we invaded to get rid of the evidence and Iraq is not exactly the size of Rhode Island. He always says shit like, “Halliburton, Halliburton, shit man, blah fuckin blah” He does not even know what they do; he just knows that he hates them. Sometimes I can almost see the actual shit flow from his mouth. Who gives a flying fuck about Cheney, Bush and Halliburton involvement? Seems to me that Halliburton provides a specialized service that is needed in Iraq and they are the best at what they do. If you were building a new house and the ability to pick the best or worst company to do the job, which one would you choose? I thought so. Josh then says that Bush manipulated intelligence before the war. He doesn’t care that the Warren, 9/11 commissions and a bipartisan Senate investigation found no evidence of political pressure to change the intelligence community's judgments related to Iraq's weapons programs. Josh still doesn’t care because he hates Bush blindly and knows he is a dirty liar, he just can't prove it. I could go on and on about this moron but I think you get the drift.
You ever notice that these liberal fuckers are always quick to say that the war is going bad and it’s all a quagmire but they never have alternate solutions to the war. It’s easy to bitch and complain but it’s another thing to say how you would do it differently. BTW, “Bring our military home now is not a realistic idea and you know it.”

OMG

Sorry guys but working 60 hours a week and going to school has really drained me over the past few months. But fear not, as I have be working on anti-aclu and many other articles. Keep in touch....

Through the Wire

Well it seems that a brilliant mind, an intelligent voice, and a crusader for all that is good has finally figured out what we all expected. GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE. Obviously I am joking about that, but if black people want Geroge Bush to hate them Kanye gives him plenty of reasons. This fucknuts IQ is so low it could freeze water. Maybe Kanye forgot that the federal government can't go in and take over a state government without the Governor'’s consent. Governor Kathleen Blanco, a liberal democrat, did not give that consent until two days after the fact. Nor did she have the National Guard ready to go in after the levees broke. Democratic mayor Ray Nagin violated the state written evacuation orders and did not use public busses to get people the hell out of Dodge before the hurricane hit. Those school busses now sit underwater. I guess they weren't comfortable enough for hurricane evacuation. Somehow this is the presidents fault Kanye? They should have kept his fuckin mouth wired shut!

In related news, Time magazine has came out with their April fools issue a bit late this year.

Comming soon... my ultimate fuck you to liberals

I am currently writing my complete stance on politics and everything about life. Its gonna be a long post and I await you comments, good and bad...
Vote on my poll. Should I wait until I am done or should I post rough drafts?

Crazy Shit From A Crazy Bitch

Hi my name is Cindy Sheehan and I would like to scream tired anti war slogans....... Uh... I mean have a nice talk with President Bush.


Aren't you sick and tired of hearing this belly aching man beast of a woman scream stupid tired statements like, "Bush is a tyrant, Bush is the biggest terrorist of all, Bush just wants to protect his oil interests... Blah blah blah." Sure as shit I am.
Now it is terrible that she lost her son in a truly noble cause but, after she lost her son she lost her fucking mind. I would be fine with her attempt at having a meeting with Bush, even though she already met him once, if it was just her and not the virtual who’s who of loony anti everything people who are hijacking her cause. Code Pink, The Fenton Group, Michael "I hate America" Moore. I mean come on.
Those douche bags could honestly care less about the meeting. They just want a retarded sound byte and video footage that they can rush back to Moore’s production lab and splice and edit the fuck out of it. These people are the ones that still believe that Bush never won the election in 2000 and 2004, they actually fucking believe that! Even though there were numerous studies that proved that Bush would have won no matter what in 2000. I still don't understand the 2004 bellyaching that Bush stole it once again. These are the shitbags we are dealing with here. Now if you were President Bush would you want to meet with these people?

New posts for all!!!

I recently got some emails about my blog even though I have not updated it in about 6 months or so. They were actually positive, if you can believe that! The comments were so positive that I have decided to bring this blog back from the dead. I quit writing in the first place because I felt like it was becoming a job and such. I already have a job and it actually pays me, this one did not.
Personally I thought that my posts were well thought out and kinda funny, but this took more time than I would have liked. Now that I know that people actually appreciated my services I will try my best to have regular updates.

Quick thought: Why is it that you always see liberals protesting every speech given by a conservative but not the opposite?
It's because all the conservatives are at work so that they can pay for all the stupid bum social programs that liberals put in place.

PS: Liberals are still Anti-American and still want our country to become a clone of France.

Suck it morons!

Why The Rolling Stone Is Fuckin Stupid

Have you ever read this shithole rag of a magazine called "Rolling Stone"?



Sure you have. Not only are its reviews on music and movies fuckin skewed so are its "anti-whatever Bush is doing" articles. You know, the ones that try, and do, poison the minds of stupid teenagers and kids just wanting to know if the new Ludacris album talks about fucking whores and drinking kegs of beer as much as the last one. Now they have to deal with the stoned editor and his anti-bush aka anti-american articles. Isn't this the same rag that says "don't trust anyone over 30" and it’s now about 40 years old.

Did you read their 200 greatest songs of all time issue? Well it seems that if your band was not famous before 1976, you suck!! Apparently only Led Zepplin, The Rolling Stones, and Pink Floyd know how to make top 200 music as they took about 60% of the the spots. Utter fuckin rubbish. Did you catch the article that said that social security is not in trouble? They must have not got the DNC talking points about how the Democrats agree that social security is in trouble, they just don't like how the president wants to fix it. Of course they don't give any "real" suggestions on how to fix it, they just bash the president. I bet the next issue will have supposed Native American Ward Churchill on the cover with the quote, "A fresh new voice for free speech in America."

Or did you catch the article on Michael Moore? Quote "Fahrenheit 9/11 was the biggest documentary of all time not to mention one of the funniest and most disturbing. But the really scary things is that Bush won anyway." One gets the sense that the writers actually thought that Moores movie was gonna sway the election. Also the only disturbing thing about the movie is that he made shit up. You know like the thing about Bush reading the book upside down to the kids. I liked the part about how Moore criticized Bush for doing little for the first few minutes after the attacks. What the fuck did you want him to do? Freak out some kids and go crazy, run to the broom closet and issue nuke codes? I sure if someone else was president they would have killed Bin Laden within 30 seconds. Give me a fuckin break. Obviously the Rolling Stone is the only magazine with "the facts."

FUCK ROLLING STONE!

Reason #5263 To Hate Canada.

"Ah yes, this piece of mail is thoroughly fucked up. Forward it to the States!"

Now I know it’s not fair to lump and entire country into one category, but it’s so much easier to do so when logging a complaint so here I go ;)

I have found a new reason to hate Canada by working at my new job. I process rebates from places all over the world from stores like Best Buy, CompUSA, etc... I processed about 120 pieces of mail from Canada the other night and it was so fucked up I about lost my mind. This mail was for some HP sweepstakes and it only required the person to fill out a 3x5 index card with their mailing address and answer 3 questions about HP. You must be thinking that nobody on this planet could make this difficult. Well I now present you with Canadian shithole penmanship.

The first five pieces of mail were so difficult to read that I thought maybe a few people were drunk when they filled them out. After reading the entire batch I now know that the entire country must be drunk or mildly retarded! Some people put their street addy as: "No. 5” or "52345jkjdso W #124-34uIolPPdr" and that would be it! What the fuck, this cannot be for real. Sometimes they would fill in their email such as "jck_lapeius-65alt@shaw.rr.ca.fjewaofejjs.duh" or they would leave it blank and then check the box that stated they would like to receive promotional email from HP. Have you ever seen a Canadian zip code? If you have not you would think it was a fucking license plate! They use a mix of letters and numbers like A0G 1O2. Of course they would not let you know if "0" was a zero or the letter "O" For the phone number they would leave out the area code. Do these pussies think that everyone knows the zip code for Richmond, Quebec? And by the way, QUIT STEALING OUR FUCKING CITY NAMES!!

After reading all of this mail it is apparent to me that they do not teach penmanship in Canada. I guess they can't afford to when California has a larger GNP then their entire country and they have all of those stupid social programs for bums and freeloaders. Yeah free health care sounds like a good idea, but not when you are put in a queue of 2,563 people just to get aspirin or some basic shit like that.

I have been busy

Sorry about the lack of recent updates. I just got a new job working third shift, plus I go to school during the day. I like to take time and try to inject some humor into my posts, but time has been hard to come by recently. As soon as I adjust to my new schedule I will back on track. You wouldn't want me to post half-ass rants, would you?

Americas Finest

I snapped this photo while I was at the recent "I hate America because all my friends, Greenday, and, Michael Moore say so rally." JK. I thought that this pic represented how almost every young liberal I know thinks. They go to these rallies because some shitty band like U2 or Dave Matthews is holding a free concert. Then between every song they tell the crowd how they once visited some third world country and came up with the solution to end terrorism by sticking flowers into the barrels of guns. Its bad enough that people actually listen to this shithole music, it’s even worse when the youth of America takes to their ideas like it was gospel.
The other day on C-Span2 they were showing a counter rally during the inauguration ceremony. It was so fucking funny!! There was this one bitch that would come up with these retarded cheerleaderesque chants on the spot and scream them into the mic. The crowd would repeat them about 2 times before they realized how stupid they sounded. I think one of the chants went like this; "No more blood for oil, Bush has got to go!" The shit would not even rhyme. You have to wonder in this age of information why people actually think we would go to war with Iraq for their oil? Iraq only produces 4% on the worlds oil, Canada produces 17%, and Mexico produces 13% as of 2003. Gee I guess we attacked the wrong country if we were gonna steal their oil. Libs are so fuckin stupid! However they provide me with hours of entertainment. Keep it up ya fuckin douchebags!

Barbara Boxer = Liberal Windbag & Stupid Bitch

I watched some of Condi Rice conformation hearing yesterday and I was treated to the crybaby lesbian windbag, Babs Boxer. Babs must have misread the program because instead of asking questions about the matter at hand she just kept on repeating the same tired liberal antiwar anti-American shit. She said that the "only" reason to vote to go to war was because of WMD's. Of course she had to remind us that she was one of the few commies that voted against the war. Unless you have been brainwashed by so called comedians like Al Franken you can go here and read that there were actually quite a few more reasons for going to war. But because the government recently called off the search for WMD's after none were found Babs must have felt justified in her statements. Remember just because none were found does not mean that they never existed. How many years did it take to find Kaczynski when he was in our own country! And in closing John Kerry also voted against the Condi Rice conformation, but what does he have to lose. His career is over.

Kerry, Still A Douche?

Well the gracious loser John Kerry made a rather funny statement yesterday. He submitted to the American public that it took up to 11 hours for democrats to vote and only about 20 minutes for republicans to vote in the 2004 election. What a fuckin moron! First off that kind of data is not even out yet and anyways, how would he ever know that type of thing. I have heard these horror stories about long lines and such, but do you know anyone who stood in line for that long? That's what I thought, nobody stood in line that long. Maybe if the democrats actually had an agenda that was not based on communism and could connect with the average American on important issues we would not have to listen to outlandish statements made by Kerry and the like. And no, the "Anybody but Bush" line was not a good idea. We saw how well that worked. Haha

The Connection

I am currently reading a book called The Connection. It is about the obvious collaboration between Saddam and Osama that goes back to the 1980's thru the present. I like what I have read so far as it gives me more ammo for my anti-liberal machine gun. Also remember this book is not propaganda like Michael Moore puts out. I will publish my complete thoughts on the book when I am done. If anyone has read this book I would like to hear your thoughts on it.

You Know I'm Not Dead

I am sorry for being away from the blog world for a bit but I experienced several tragedies recently that have caused me to take some time off from posting. I am starting to feel better and will be back to my "cheerful" self soon. There has been so much stuff in the news that I have a massive back catalog of rants that have to be posted. Ta

PETA = People for Eating Tasty Animals

I have not made a post for some time because there has been nothing that has caught my attention. Well Neil Cavuto on Fox News just gave me something that peaked my interest. He had a guy from PETA on saying that people who eat fish are murderers! Come again professor? What about when a bear scoops a fish out of the river with its razor sharp claws and proceeds to rip its goddamn head off. Should we put the bear on trial for "murder"? Fuck no we shouldn't. So why does it seem that PETA people would like to criminalize us for doing the same? The guest actually said that fish are just as intelligent as us. Well if that is true it would be a double standard to punish us and not the bear for doing the same thing. If these fish are so smart why do they still bite onto plastic worms with a fuckin metal hook sticking out of it? Have these people ever looked at the food chain? We are at the top, not a damn turtle or a "sophisticated" fish. So according to PETA if you have ever eaten more than one animal you are a serial killer. All of this writing is making me hungry. I think I'll go to Applebee's for dinner. I hear the fish is excellent today.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

So I just heard on CNN, the "Clinton News Network" or "Communist News Network" that a 25 year old man committed suicide at ground zero in New York today because of Bush being reelected. Oh bummer that’s too bad. Now why can't you other cry babies follow suit? Now if Kerry had been elected I would have been upset for a few days but that would have been about it. This guy watched FahrenHATE911 too much and it warped his vegetable soup mind. I think ole' Doc Kevorkian has a prescription for you loveable losers.

Karl Marx would be proud.

Check this shit out! I bet they have been crying in their lattes while they eat their tofu burgers. These people watch too many conspiracy theory movies. I also like the people over at the airamerica blogs. They plan on boycotting "red state" businesses. Yeah okay, only about 50 people listen to airamerica and anyways they will be off the air sometime next year. I love the theory about how Diebold supposedly fixed the election. This crap is better than fiction! Someone needs to remind these shit stains that planes leave for France and Canada everyday. Adios and adieu motherfuckers!

Does JFK actually have to fuck this woman? Well, its not like he is a prize either. 

Waaahhhh! BooHoo! Bitch! Whine!

So I have been cruising the blogs and all the liberals are crying like their entire family just got murdered. Sour fuckin grapes. I have seen such things as: "Kerry got 49% of the vote, this nation is divided." Well, not really, if you look at the county by county map it is 95% red. The only blue parts are in a few major cities. I guess the 95% red counties are where all the redneck cowboys live, wow I never knew. Another comment: "If you voted for Bush you must not care about social security, clean air, the safety of our soldiers, or you are rich" Oh how silly this shit is. First, all social programs should be abolished. If you want a handout you should move to any communist country you like. Second, the earth belongs to us and not the other way around. Are we gonna roll back technology and ride a horse and carriage to make the earth cleaner? The earth has been through earthquakes, the magnetic reversal of the polls, numerous ice ages, floods, volcanoes, and we think that recycling plastic bags and driving electric cars is gonna make a difference? Third, what’s the point of having the most powerful army in the world if you can't use it? These people know very well, or they should, that when they sign up for the army they might just die in combat. Brilliant thespians such as Sheryl Crow say things like, "War is never the answer." Yeah, ok just because you can string four cords together doesn't mean you know what you are talking about. If it was up to Sheryl the French would be speaking German! Fourth, What is wrong with giving the richest people a tax break? They pay the bulk of the taxes! You want to punish people for getting ahead in this country, making smart business decision, and working hard to become rich. Ever hear of capitalism?

Bush Wins!!

This is awesome! I suppose my fears about the MTV thing was unfounded. Hahaha I guess this is what Kerry deserves for relying on the youth vote that did not turn out in the record numbers that they were predicting. Now I don't have to listen to stupid rhetoric such as, "Bush lied, people died." or "There were no WMD's." Now its time for all of you idiots to keep your promise and move out of the country. More room for us gun toting redneck cowboys to roam, or do you want to lump conservatives into a new category? Now I hope that Hillary does not run in '08, she is worse than Bill and Kennedy and Kerry combined. Now I must quit writing this and go back to listening to all of my classmates bitch and whine. This is great! :p

Choose or Lose or Class President

Well I put in my vote for Bush earlier today and while I was marking my ballot I was not really surprised to hear some teenage girls making stupid statements under their breath. Aparentently they did not realize that you had to vote for more than the president on the ballot. They said such brilliant things as, "Yeah vote for that guy, he is pretty cute." Or "You already voted for Kerry just turn in your ballot, the rest does not matter." This is not a class election you stupid bitches, its the president. Apparently Eminem did not clue you in to this in his "awesome" mosh video.

Get out the vote?

It seems that some hoodlums in Ohio or some other state ( I didn't catch the actual state in question) have slashed the tires of 30 vehicles and vadalized a building at a republican headquarters. Democrats, the party of caring and understanding indeed.

Kerry = Douche

I would like to start out by confessing my disgust by the "Bush" haters. I am a student at Collins College in Tempe, AZ and being a college student there seems to be a bunch of haters. I asked some of my classmates how they are voting and they say Kerry. I ask them why and they say its because they hate Bush because of some stupid Michael Moore movie or because freakin Greenday says they hate Bush. WTF! Most of them get their news from the Daily Show! A show that admits that its fake news. I don't want everyone to agree with me, but if this is what influences your vote then you should not have that right. I hope the stupid MTV youth does not elect Kerry because some actor tells them to. You gotta remember people, they are actors and acting is what they do. P Diddy is a proponent of this stupid MTV vote or die scam. What they hell does that mean anyways? Is P Diddy gonna kill people if they don't vote? I bet he floods the inboxes of the people that sign up through him with stupid coupons for his Sean Jean loser wear. I just hope that if Kerry wins that he would do so because people actually like him and not because he's "not Bush." I am worried about this MTV thing because I know a ton of people will vote for Kerry because Blink 182 told them to and the kids would not want to seem like a loser to them or their friends. "Yeah Travis from Blink can play the drums really well, he must know what he is talkin about." I am so sure that all of these bands read up on politics while they are out on the road gettin "coked up", drunk, and bangin chicks from city to city.